His side is busy treating Ada, the village chief, with a leather cannon. At home, the yellow-faced woman left her family. This ya simply called Liu Yan, a lover, to her home in one word. The two are like a couple playing in the water, but after all, Liu Yancai, a young woman in her twenties, is a leather cannon, so the water function root can’t satisfy Liu Yan.
So Liu Yan encouraged the leather cannon to say, "Cannon, you are the village chief. You can ask Pi two dog for some Zoyang pills."? I heard that Pi two dog Suoyang Pills have magical effects! "
Pi two dog exclusively developed the Zoyang Pill. I heard that it was a leather cannon that hated two dog for nine days and nine days. Even if I don’t talk about it, I don’t believe that a small farmer can develop any medicine for fate. Just listen to his disdain. "Yan Pi two dog got lucky and put a hat on the mouse and planted a dish for fate. Just because he can grow a dish for fate doesn’t mean he can still send medicine, doesn’t it? It’s estimated that it’s almost the same as Wei Ge’s eating once. If it’s finished once, it’s wilting or wilting, and eating too much will hurt the body and form a dependence. Oh, that thing can’t be eaten indiscriminately! "
Seeing Pi Cannon kept singing bad words about Pi two dog, and she learned that Pi two dog wanted to expand the planting scale and wanted to rent land with the villagers. As a result, Pi Cannon greeted the villagers in advance, so that the villagers were afraid to rent land for two dog. Liu Yan wanted to help two dog clear the gap. She was dissatisfied. On the other hand, she forced Pi Cannon to ask two dog for medicine. Then he wanted two dog to lift the ban on renting land first.
After I had an idea in my heart, Liu Yan tried to convince me, "Oh, cannon, I’ll tell you the truth. Don’t be angry. You said that you are 40 or 50 years old after all, and that functional degradation is normal. If you go to Pi two dog to give him a little sweetness, he will definitely reciprocate. Maybe he won’t charge you for getting medicine!"
"Sweet I have but skin two dog a small farmer he developed a shit medicine? Anyway, I don’t believe he knows what good drugs to develop! Experts and professors in other universities can’t study a farmer? Don’t joke, okay? " Leather cannon almost laughed off the fangs and looked at Liu Yandao.
"But the town a lot of bought Zoyang pills are consistent response is very good? Moreover, this thing is different from Wei Ge. It is not a long time to take Zoyang Pills at one time! This is not my nonsense, but my uncle Huang Yinliang got a real experience after eating Zoyang pills! " Liu Yan said that the leather cannon was even carried out by Uncle Huang Yinliang.
"Isn’t it? An uncle would tell you such a thing? Will I report to you when I live as a husband and wife? " Leather cannon evil laughed
"Huang Yinliang told my husband Huang Jinliang, what’s the fuss about hearing it at home!"
"Ok, I’ll ask two dog another day!" The leather cannon said that he wouldn’t catch a cold if it weren’t for a little love to ask for Zoyang pills.
"two dog must be home late you go now! If you get the medicine, let’s try it on the spot! " Liu Yan kept coquetry way
Leather cannon to hold a little affection coquetry left home and came to Pi two dog’s house.
After a while, I heard Ding Qing rush into the room and said, "Brother Dog, the village chief is looking for you!"
"Well, what does he want with me?" As soon as I heard that the leather cannon came to the door, Pi two dog was Zhang Ergang, and he said that the old bastard didn’t know what was wrong. When he thought about it, he had to see the leather cannon yard swaggering as soon as he left the room, and his eyes moved to his forehead.
"Village chief Pi, what’s the matter with you so late?" He made his debut.
"This, this, two dog, I heard that you sent Zoyang pills, this, this thing is different from ordinary aphrodisiacs?" The leather cannon can’t erase the face. The heart says that if Liu Yan doesn’t want to be old, he won’t want you, a poor peasant.
As soon as I heard the leather cannon, I came to ask Suoyang Pill. Suddenly, two dog’s nerves were tense, and he relaxed. "My Suoyang Pill is a natural medicine carefully prepared by fate. Of course, it is different from ordinary aphrodisiacs. First of all, its efficacy is dozens of times stronger. Eating one pill can take care of it for a month. Of course, a month is I estimate whether there is a specific month to be verified!"
"ah? This can also be estimated? Pi two dog, are you so bold that you are not afraid to eat human life? " Leather cannon spirit not dozen 1 come way
"Picunchang Zoyang Pill is different according to the ancient formula, but my raw material is fate medicine. How can it kill people? And so many people have said that there is nothing wrong with eating! "
"You said you planted the fate of food, I believe, but even the fate of medicinal materials can you plant it? This, this little bastard, you’re not lying, are you? Well, well, you can plant the king of Sanqi, but can you also plant other kings of medicinal materials? Are you the king of energy? I don’t believe this! " If all the herbs in Pi two dog can grow fate, he won’t believe it!
"You don’t believe that if there is a market, I will produce it. The men’s functions will become stronger, and I will make money. Hello, I am good, everyone is good, right?" Pi two dog confidently looked at the leather cannon way
Hey, this kid is right about what he said. Does he really care about Zoyang Pill? Others are not stupid. If it weren’t for the certainty, they would have to get even with Pi two dog. After several days, no one would find him unlucky!
Thinking about the leather cannon, I felt shy and said, "This, this, this, the village head of Da Nai Village has the responsibility to ensure the safety and reliability of Suoyang Pills. This, this, this, two dog, you can give me two pills to try my medicine. If this, this, this, if it is really managed and guaranteed to be safe, I will help you advertise!"
I went to this old bastard because he wanted Zoyang pills himself. He didn’t say he wanted to eat them himself, but turned around to say what he was. Isn’t that bullshit?
"Pi Village Chief, let’s put it bluntly. I’ll give you Zoyang Pill, but it’s not for nothing!" Pi two dog’s heart says that it’s great. Now the leather cannon wants something from me. I just take this opportunity to force the leather cannon to lift the ban on renting farmland. After all, he will also bear the responsibility of the rich leader in Da Nai Village. When he becomes rich, he will also drive the villagers to give a speech together. The old saying goes, rich land is the best in the village.
"You knew you were going to be ripped off at a young age. Tell me what conditions?" Leather cannon body nerves are tense.
"It’s very simple for you to announce to the villagers that the ban on renting land will be lifted. I can give you three pills of Zoyang!" He this cargo thief fine looking at leather cannon way
Chapter 96 Leather cannon is humiliated
"This, this, you give me five Zoyang pills and I will announce the lifting of the ban on renting land for you!" Leather cannon take bargaining way
Hey, this old bastard is thicker than a chopping board. He’s the one who secretly tripped over the ban on renting land. He actually used this as a bargaining chip!
Thinking about Pi two dog, I can’t help crying and laughing. "Pi Cunchang Suoyang Pill is only available in my family. If you want to solve the functional problem, I will reduce two pills if you ask me to raise the price again!"
"ah? You are so cunning, then you can have three pills cheaper! " The leather cannon said that Niang Xipi’s temper has been tolerated no matter how big she is. This is a small love, and Liu Yan is determined to have a baby!
"Calculate your wholesale price of 300 yuan, a total of 900 yuan!" He took out three pills of Zoyang.
What’s the charge, Niang Xipi? I’ll still give it.
Pi two dog is such an asshole. He’s a genius
Immediately leather cannon is a face of Meng forced way "this this two dog how money? I can’t lift the ban on renting land for 900 yuan? "
"Village head, it’s unreasonable for you to rent farmland. How can you still use it as a bargaining chip? Besides, I will give you the wholesale price and sell it to others for 500 yuan! " Pi two dog pretended to be more shameless than looking at the leather cannon. Is it true that he is the emperor who can eat the king’s meal
"What is so small a grain will be five hundred yuan? Why don’t you grab it? " Leather cannon a rage from belly to forehead, eyes straight smoke.
"Five hundred yuan is a preferential price, don’t you understand? You go to Zhenbailan Pharmacy to buy 600 yuan a pill, and you have to make a reservation! " Pi two dog ponder looking at leather cannon way
"What six hundred yuan? Why don’t you grab it! " Is the village chief Pi angry? I don’t want any Zoyang pills. I think they are deadly pills!
Thinking about this ya is rotten with an old face and going home.
Pi two dog almost didn’t laugh and hurt his belly. His heart says that this old bastard has Liu Yanke. His ya will definitely come back. Without Zoyang Pill, how can he satisfy Liu Yanke with old bones’s pregnant belly?
At this time, Xiao Hong, a female ghost, fluttered to him directly from the roof like a fairy dust, naughty way: "Master, that pesky Zhou is definitely looking for trouble. Please ask the master to let me scare him out of urine!"
"Come on, Xiaohong, you scare him back, but don’t scare anyone!" He specifically told the goods.
"It’s the master!" Xiaohong, like the imperial edict, turned into an evil wind and soon blew out from the wall.
I saw that the leather cannon was shy and turned back. "You little bastard, I’m afraid of you. Here’s the money!" Before I fell, I photographed the money in the hands of two dogs.
Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand. Pi two dog immediately gave three Zoyang pills to Pi Village Chief in a good mood.
The village chief Pi looked at the small three Suoyang pills in his hand, which was a pain in the heart and blood. "If you eat it, will you have money to return it?"
"If there is evidence, you can refund the money!" Pi two dog is very square at Pi Village Chief’s way
"That line! Early in the morning, I announced the lifting of the ban on renting land on the village loudspeaker broadcast! " Say that finish skin village head like a great man with a wave of his hand and then a gust of wind ran home.
When I got to the cannon, I excitedly said, "Yan’s Zoyang Pill is coming!"
Liu Yan is playing with her mobile phone in his room. When she hears that she is going to get to Zoyang Pill, she can’t help but wonder, "Show me what this product looks like, cannon?"
"Yan, you don’t know that such a small grain costs six hundred yuan! That little bastard is a lie to put it bluntly! " Two dogs’ skins and cannons are full of anger.
"You damn fool, good goods are not cheap! Have a look at it? " Said the cannon promised Liu Yan is a plug into his mouth.
The leather cannon swallowed it and then sat down and waited for the effect.
After waiting for a while, even Liu Yan was dumbfounded. "Why didn’t the cannon respond?"
"Really? Am I right? That dog day is a lie! " The leather cannon tastes the same as it didn’t. This ya got up and ran faster than the rabbit. A gust of wind came to Pi two dog’s house and shouted, "two dog, you son of a bitch, come out!"
Pi two dog was kissing Ding Qing in the bedroom. Suddenly, when he heard a thunder in the courtyard, he said angrily, "What happened to Pi Village Chief?"
"two dog, you son of a bitch, don’t get a refund!" Leather cannon swept over the angered way
"What time do you eat? Has it been more than five minutes? "
"Not for five minutes!" The leather cannon was dumbfounded and said that this thing would have to wait for five minutes?
"That’s right. Zoyang Pill is a pure natural Chinese medicine. The efficacy of Chinese medicine is slower. Is this common sense that you don’t understand?"
"ah? Well, you son of a bitch didn’t say so earlier! " The leather cannon was humiliated and blushed like a monkey’s ass.
Suddenly, I heard him jump up and say, "All right, all right! Don’t say that Zoyang Pills really have haha! " Heart laugh this ya is running home through the moonlight.
Make a dash for the door and slam the door. When you hold Liu Yan in a hurry, you get crazy …
I don’t know how long it took for the leather cannon to light a cigarette afterwards and look excited. "Oh, my God, two dog can grow vegetables, and he can plant Sanqi Wang. He also patted his chest with Zhang Ji to say that he has developed Zoyang Pills now! God, it’s going to be a day. He’s going to be a day! "
At some point, the leather cannon can’t help burning with jealousy.
See leather cannon flustered like this all have the meaning of a coward, suddenly Liu Yan is a dark cool, her heart says two dog is really amazing, he’s playing against Zoyang Pill, he’s just playing against Daniel and hanging out with Daniel, which is really cool!
Besides, Zhou promise came to Da Nai Village in the dark to find Cai Hua’s theory. Just now, he got a bolt from the blue and tried his best to seal up Huayuan Pharmacy. Just two hours later, it was inexplicably announced that Zhou promise was so angry that he almost vomited blood and questioned Dad. As a result, he kicked the ball with him and kicked it to Mom Zhou Yun.
You know, Zhou Yuanfeng is not afraid of anything but his mother Zhou Yun. When he ran into a disaster, he asked her to pick up and whip P shares. This ya was so scared that she became as docile as a sheep. So Zhou Yuanfeng dared not go out. So she took it out on Cai Huatou. I didn’t know that when the car arrived at the entrance of Da Nai Village, she suddenly saw a bloody head lying on the window.
At that time, I was so scared that Zhou Sheng shouted "Ghost!"
Xiaohong was afraid of scaring him and giggling and drifting away.
Week promise this time frighten not light jilted to jilt head immediately turned around and flew back to town.
After stepping on the brakes in the town street, Zhou Fengxian said that it was not an illusion to meow, was it? How can there be ghosts in this world? No, I’m sure I’m dazzled!
But it’s so late to ask him to go to Danai village alone, and he dare not kill himself.
A burst of seven thinking about Zhou Feng suddenly had a brainwave and said that two dog’s ghost had recently made Zoyang pills all on fire. He could go to Feng Xiang, the director of the health clinic, and said that Pi two dog was selling fake drugs.